Saturday, 27 May, 2017

John Oliver Compares Trump to a Little Child

Elaine Woods | 16 May, 2017, 09:52

Still, Trump's firing of FBI Director James Comey has been weird even by the standard of a White House in constant chaos.

"James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!" "'I was thinking of the Russian Federation investigation when I fired Comey' is the one thing that you are not supposed to say out loud!"

White House press secretary Sean Spicer appeared unprepared to explain why former Federal Bureau of Investigation director James Comey was sacked.

According to the White House, Comey was sacked late Tuesday on the recommendation of the deputy attorney general Rob Rosenstein.

Then there's more of Mr Oliver yelling that Bill English is a bad father for serving the pizza to his kids, beforethe yelling turns into a gasping-for-breath crescendo of Lose Yourself lyrics about choosing to eat Eminem's spew over a spaghetti pizza, and finally a freaky montage of crass pizza toppings including condoms. After the White House initially suggested Trump was acting on the behest of others, the president has since taken full credit. It was me! Lock me up!

The comedian was also aghast that Trump told Holt that he was thinking of the Russian Federation investigation when he fired Comey. Trump said Russian Federation is "a made up story" and an "excuse by the Democrats" for losing the election. "It's the kind of response that asks three questions: one, can he really be this stupid? And it's entirely possible the answer to all three questions are yes". "Wait - so did I get him?" Che-as-Holt asks. "Wait, no, I didn't?"

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But Oliver does know that it's time to Congress to step up and do something about this mess.

Oliver points to the Lester Holt interview in which Trump literally says the Russian Federation investigation was partially why he sacked Comey, calling it a made up story. "Trump has somehow managed to be both a bad and an wonderful liar, and I don't know how that's physically possible".

Oliver then listed off numerous ways the Trump administration has attempted to dismiss any accusations; until the President admitted on Television he was going to fire Comey without talking to his team.

"It's honestly incredible to watch a man who spends 90 minutes every morning working out refuse to show any strength whatsoever", Oliver said. "Apparently, no part of P90X targets the backbone", he adds, taking a dig at Ryan's fitness regimen.

"It is just inherently suspicious to try and put words in Comey's mouth as you kick him out the door", Oliver said.

"That is the equivalent of a breakup text that says "While I greatly appreciate you informing me on three separate occasions that I was the most enthusiastic, dextrous, and intuitive lover you have ever had, I must terminate your position as my girlfriend".

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